real vs. fake

Fake friends will carry your tray when your on crutches
Real Friends will watch and laugh when they make you do it yourself


Fake Friends will look at you wierd when your in a ketchup outfit
Real Friends are next to you in a Mustard outfit

Fake Friends will introduce you as "My friend...."
Real Friends will introduce you as "My sister separated at birth....."

Fake Friends will comment and say "this blog is cool"
Real friends will comment and say "Well, heres where you could use some help...."(hint)

Fake Friends will sit on your couch next to you and watch tv
Real friends are sitting on you taking over your TiVo

Fake Friends will bail you out of jail
Real Friends will be sitting right next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME!!!"

Fake Friends will call you and your other friend the three muskateers
Real Friends will say your the Rebels!


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